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feelmetal-alchemist:

morivan:

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luginub:

What I look for in a girl:

  • Water, 35 litres
  • Carbon, 20 kilograms
  • Ammonia, 4 litres
  • Lime, 1.5 kilograms
  • Phosphorus, 800 grams
  • Salt, 250 grams
  • Saltpeter, 100 grams
  • Sulfur, 80 grams
  • Fluorine, 7.5 grams
  • Iron, 5 grams
  • Silicon, 3 grams
  • Trace amounts of 15 other elements

I dunno, I still think your standards are too high.

A woman like that is gonna cost you an arm and a leg.

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shittier:

sofalcondone:

oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD

OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK

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I just want everyone to witness this at least once in their life

At first you’re like “wow good for you” and then you’re like “I spoke too soon”

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may Sasha rest in peace.

R.I.P July 4th, 2014 - July 4th, 2014

"even though she will never live again,

she can still poop in our hearts.”

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coloursofaparadox:

muftiday:

coloursofaparadox:

muftiday:

paradox banned me cause i was lurking the chat and sw her and juicebox being hellla cute and she got all embarrassed omg adorable ass nerds

IM GONNA FUCKING SIT ON YOU

u sent me messages gushing about her for a literal month just shameless crush rambling and u sending her a good night vocaroo is the thing that makes u flustered wow paradox just wow

i am going
to sit on you
and tickle you till you die


I wanna be tickled

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tryhardsista:

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Tom Nook lookin for his money.

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stellavee:

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notyourspecies:

Sexism on tumblr. I know your hearts are in the right place but still, this is bad.

this is powerful

it’s because it’s the absolute other way around anywhere else. stop.

No, this needs to be seen. It’s not okay to demean another sex to defend your own. If you wanted to be treated as equal, then you treat others as equals as well. You can’t fight sexism by being sexist. You can’t fight hate by hating. It’s that simple.

"equality"

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