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elfyourmother:

pictureamoebae:

imperfectsimmerr:

simnationblog:

Get The Sims 2: Ultimate collection for FREE!!!!

Simply go to “Redeem product code” in Origin and enter: I-LOVE-THE-SIMS

It is for 1 week only, so hurry!

its downloading right now! Is it just the base game or the whole thing?

In case anyone is interested…

i just tried it and it’s legit. ultimate collection is sims 2 + ALL expansions + ALL stuff packs. get it while it’s hot!!

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feelmetal-alchemist:

morivan:

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luginub:

What I look for in a girl:

  • Water, 35 litres
  • Carbon, 20 kilograms
  • Ammonia, 4 litres
  • Lime, 1.5 kilograms
  • Phosphorus, 800 grams
  • Salt, 250 grams
  • Saltpeter, 100 grams
  • Sulfur, 80 grams
  • Fluorine, 7.5 grams
  • Iron, 5 grams
  • Silicon, 3 grams
  • Trace amounts of 15 other elements

I dunno, I still think your standards are too high.

A woman like that is gonna cost you an arm and a leg.

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ennis-the-menace:

takeme-garth:

penis-hilton:

shittier:

sofalcondone:

oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD

OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK

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I just want everyone to witness this at least once in their life

At first you’re like “wow good for you” and then you’re like “I spoke too soon”

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may Sasha rest in peace.

R.I.P July 4th, 2014 - July 4th, 2014

"even though she will never live again,

she can still poop in our hearts.”

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coloursofaparadox:

muftiday:

coloursofaparadox:

muftiday:

paradox banned me cause i was lurking the chat and sw her and juicebox being hellla cute and she got all embarrassed omg adorable ass nerds

IM GONNA FUCKING SIT ON YOU

u sent me messages gushing about her for a literal month just shameless crush rambling and u sending her a good night vocaroo is the thing that makes u flustered wow paradox just wow

i am going
to sit on you
and tickle you till you die


I wanna be tickled

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tryhardsista:

gaymers-inc:

Tom Nook lookin for his money.

omfg

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